ok so we've managed to get everything updated as planned. but the main news headline is, car goes dead! and sue's left with no life saving measure! hour sensational quiz tastic man bobby informed us of the problem. so the main question is, has sue lost her head? we just hope not! and if she has, we've 10 comical but hopefully useful tips to throw in her direction. these tips should be used with any car related issue. but hour main question is, will these work? only time can tell! ok. cars and bad weather don't mix. yeah, they don't! so here is 10 steps on what to do next time your cars battery suddenly dies. and how do i no about this? email me for more information relating to the story of it all. ok. so when your car decides to die, what should you do? here are 10 steps to insure your not totally lost and pluss your head won't fall off if you do this correctly. ok here goes. step1. contact a friend. ok so first of all you should talk to a good friend to take your mind off it for a while. preferably me but that's all up to you. 2. let me or whoever the person your talking too make you laugh as normal although it'll be hard to laugh but don't force one out let it come to you gradually. sometimes it will work and sometimes it won't. but don't make the person on the other end of the phone feel like there bothering you as i foundout earlier. 3. have a sit down for a few minutes before trying to start your car again. this insures that you don't lose your head. 4. if sitting down makes you feel worse think happy thought's. that's not working either? well... ok try pouring a bucket of cold water over your head. actually don't! that's not a good idea! 5. have a warm tea or a cup of coffee whatever you prefer. and if that makes you feel slightly at eas then fantastic! ok now on to the drastic measure steps. please don't do anything that'll bring things to an even worse climax. 6. running around. ok so if you've lost your head and are running around in panick this goes to show that all your thought's have decided to drasticly seperate, leaving you with no choice to run around and look all flustered and hot. and nothing can fix that when your running around and i'm afraid i've no advice for that i'm just pointing out the most terrible thing that will happen during your run around. 7. if you are screaming at the top of your voice this goes to show you've lost all control of yourself and you can't fight to regain your reputation. what can i suggest for this? take deep breaths. 8. if taking deep breaths is making things even more hard for you my suggestion is to have a lie down. although, feering the worse if your too busy running around whilst trying to head for the door or stairs i'm afraid you'll either run face first in to the door or probably end up tripping on most of the stairs if atempting to run up. 9. extra tips. ok so if none of though's helpfull tips work, i've 2 more you can try. one of them is if your hurting yourself and still can't regain your composure the best thing is to meditate. this should hopefully make you feel at eas then your head will have time to atach it's self back on to you. 10. i'm done. ok so though's are my top tips for a dead car battery situation but the last and final idea you could try is have someone massage you. seriously that should work! and if that doesn't you can smack this useless jurk across the face for providing you useless hint's and tips for your situation. ok this'll be an interesting blog entry for sure so untill next time, goodbye and keep with dance fm. oh... yeah! lol forgot to include that! although i could add that as an extra solution. sounds good? doesn't it just! so there we are. as that tesko advert says, every little helps.